Somewhere on a phone is a picture of a grinning divorce attorney standing out in the brush of California with a Jerry can of fuel and a zippo. (View Post)

I see a lot of very demanding women on Tinder who have these lists of what they are looking for. Usually it’s just a simple issue of looking at their picture and thinking they are in no position to b… (View Post)

Agreed, I’m preparing to spend next weekend with Salma Hayek, I’m told by people who suck up to me it’s possible. (View Post)

I always assumed Larry Ellison was the inspiration for Hank Scorpio in the Simpsons. Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France? Homer: France. [Scorpio adju… (View Post)

I never gave a fig for who won the Ryder Cup that much, was t a huge fan of the whole European thing but started caring when the US turned it into a golf Rodeo with all the “USA, USA, USA” chants and… (View Post)