I have been very relieved this morning that Today has majored on the Taylor Swift wedding. No doubt THE story the types who listen to Today need to know all the details and gossip from and listen to … (View Post)

On the subject of JRM, Viz Top Tips made me chuckle earlier. (View Post)

They should have put that big galoot Souter in goal for the penalties. Nobody would have got past him. (View Post)

Unless she’s a big fan of The Human League and you dance together to “d’Hont you want me baby” and then you are in. (View Post)

And then you go home alone and realise you were the ugly mate. (View Post)