Now, look, Percy, I don't mean to be pedantic or anything, but the colour of gold... is gold. That's why it's called gold. What YOU have discovered, if it has a name, is some... Green. (View Post)

The festival doesn’t actually happen, they just made it up to get you to fuck off and stop boring them about Kemi for a couple of weeks. (View Post)

She was the second highest earning sportswoman last year apparently. Might be helped by the fact she’s one of the most beautiful women in the world but that would be a very cynical take. (View Post)

I’m sure they will shake it off. (View Post)

It has the gentleness (for want of a better word, maybe softness?) of the detectorists but also weirder edges and I found some laugh out loud lines, I was pissed watching the first two episodes thoug… (View Post)