It the dog was female he could have called her Rose and got middle class ladies all aquiver in the park by shouting “Wait Rose”. (View Post)

Why did you name your dog after a sofa shop that has constantly got a sale running? (View Post)

Pound world. (View Post)

My sister and her family left about a year ago so I’m putting SF’s improvement down to that. I’m not going to tell her I wrote that though, she’s fierce, will probably lace my food with fentanyl when… (View Post)

That’s the one. He’s quite a machine, rowed across the Atlantic as a pair in 53 days a couple of years ago. Makes me think my hour a day exercise is a bit slack. (View Post)