… Mandy just needs to work out who he can get to pay the legal fees for him now. (View Post)

Curling’s terminology and rules sound like they were invented by JK Rowling as the winter alternative to Quiditch. (View Post)

They deserve to lose for this crime against eyes. (View Post)

Who knows, one night you are running with abandon through wheatfields and before you know it you are in wild chemsex parties with Ghislaine Maxwell and a dwarf hung like a donkey. (View Post)

They can’t really go with Rayner and keep a straight face. Labour: “We are replacing the Prime Minister as he has had to step down for making an error of judgement that we think is a resigning matter… (View Post)