Can’t beat: Bob calls his boss “boss I’m not coming into work today”. Boss “why not?” Bob “I’m sick”. Boss “how sick are you?” Bob “well I’ve just shagged my mum”. (View Post)

She might lose the public if she turns up with a syringe full of insulin as her weapon of choice. (View Post)

It was about a lonely albatross called Stephen who could only fly in circles anti-clockwise and is an internal monologue from the perspective of a bird, but really a subtle questioning of Chinese pol… (View Post)

The commentators pointed out that the Tampa Bay stadium has a giant pirate ship as part of the stadium to reflect the Buccanneers nickname. As Old Trafford is also owned by the Glazers is it just a m… (View Post)

Try and a conversion up. (View Post)