The absolute best Jewish joke (because whatever you think of them they have a mean line in humour) is the one they use in “Coming to America”. I was in a restaurant and the waiter brought me my soup.… (View Post)

The prison governor is gutted, one less prisoner means lost profits. (View Post)

Slight problem with that - they have to want to spend their life with me. (View Post)

Whenever my dishwasher breaks down I dump her and pull a new one. (View Post)

It the dog was female he could have called her Rose and got middle class ladies all aquiver in the park by shouting “Wait Rose”. (View Post)