Can you imagine the world of stress Zelensky is under? People get all excitable about PepGuardiola scratching his head because Man City are losing matches - but Jesus Christ you can imagine Zelensky … (View Post)

I wish he would stop humping my leg though. (View Post)

This minerals deal is really winding me up. Waltz is now having a dig and demanding Ukraine sign the deal. How about the US take a step back and realise that Europe has contributed shit loads so what… (View Post)

Use the ox tongue jelly like stock. It should have a lot of concentrated flavour. Add it to any ragu or stew etc to deepen the flavour. (View Post)

I know how Donald feels. I agreed to buy a house in Knightsbridge - sent my lawyer round and the owner was asleep and when he woke up he laughed in my lawyers face. I said we had agreed to buy the ho… (View Post)