Apologies in advance to the mods but I’m just going to flag every post by kjh and HYUFD on their stupid endless argument - hopefully it will annoy you enough to threaten the ban hammer if it doesn’t … (View Post)

If you are ever feeling a bit pleased with yourself and need bringing down to earth with a comparison to someone who has achieved a lot then this chap certainly makes one feel somewhat unaccomplished… (View Post)

He’s been listening to that song where a mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam hasn’t he. (View Post)

Champagne Super-ova. (View Post)

They’re probably putting your pizza in now then by the look of things. (View Post)