He’s going to have to book a hypnotherapy appointment with Zac for starters. (View Post)

That photo could only be worse if he was coquettishly lifting up the back of his shorts to reveal some arse cheek like the old Athena poster. (View Post)

Yes and no. Depends which day he is asked, who asks,who gets angry either way. (View Post)

I believe it’s to do with his cheesy whotsit/cheetos addiction. Eats them by the tonne but then has a paddy when Melania tries to wipe his face after with a wet wipe. (View Post)

Alan Partridge. (View Post)