The thing is, and I need to write this carefully as I don’t mean offence to those who have sacrificed their lives and their friends and families, the Ukraine that existed in 2014 was a corrupt and cr… (View Post)

I hope some decent team on Savile Row are crafting a perfectly tailored suit for Zelensky with the finest shirts, ties and shoes waiting for him too so that when he does turn up in a suit it will hig… (View Post)

But really shit ones, like the rubbish waxworks of famous people in those Madame Tussaud’s rip-offs. Maybe they could send Mark Kermode for Keir Starmer. (View Post)

Sean Penn surely? Although I love the thought of Sean Bean’s Oscar acceptance speech “thanks ya bastads”. (View Post)

A bit like turning up wearing a Manchester United shirt. Everyone is thinking you are a twat for supporting them but then a modicum of pity that you are still holding on to a long gone glorious past. (View Post)