Punish fly-tippers and litterers with years of community service solely involving working their weekends clearing up fly-tips and litter from roadsides. (View Post)

There was a young fellow called Streeting Who went to a very short meeting. He looked at Sir Keir With nothing to fear And said “Sir, expect a sound beating”. (View Post)

It feels like that weekend we all got excited about Wagner Group marching on Moscow. Hope Burnham is retreating to Manchester by train not PJ. (View Post)

I’m feeling like one of The Old Guard after Napoleon’s escape from Elba. This is truly The Hundred Days de nos jours. so exciting. (View Post)

Watching Sky news for first time in a million years - why do the reporters outside Downing Street bother shouting out questions as ministers go in? Has one ever stopped and said, “actually guys, it’s… (View Post)