If I had a tenner for every woman who has said that about me. (View Post)

I prefer the story that it got its name because of the mix of the scent and taste of the anchovies and olives were reminiscent of performance of cunnilingus on a lady of the night. (View Post)

I’m stuck in a car with Chris Rea. Made the foolish error of asking him where he’s going after he’s dropped me off. (View Post)

I really hope he doesn’t either, although would be an interesting story about why Chris Rea is driving around with the corpse of John Candy in his car. (View Post)

True, but hopefully reality will prevail. I hate being serious, I’m a very unserious person, but I have an 18 month niece who I love to bits, I don’t have children and won’t and she is as close as it… (View Post)