I’m guessing the outpouring of support on here today for Nandy is due to an excessive outpouring of excess wine at lunch? She’s basic. She’s not thick-thick but can you name a serious business or NGO… (View Post)

I watched “the greatest story ever told” on I player this morning between tea, wanks and shower. (I felt obliged to do something religious at Easter) I know it’s not a documentary but I did walk away… (View Post)

Until I read the words “Henry Kissinger” I thought you were talking about Boris Johnson and Liz Truss which sort of fits. (View Post)

Matt Goodwin might have to demand most of the squad are dropped too in that case. (View Post)

When the astronauts get back from their trip around the moon they should get all the crew who pick them up done up by Hollywood prosthetic people done up to look like characters in Planet of the Apes. (View Post)