I have an ex named Louise who is very up her own backside and thinks, wrongly, that she is rather special and she is known in our circle as Deloulou. (View Post)

The thing is, and I need to write this carefully as I don’t mean offence to those who have sacrificed their lives and their friends and families, the Ukraine that existed in 2014 was a corrupt and cr… (View Post)

I hope some decent team on Savile Row are crafting a perfectly tailored suit for Zelensky with the finest shirts, ties and shoes waiting for him too so that when he does turn up in a suit it will hig… (View Post)

But really shit ones, like the rubbish waxworks of famous people in those Madame Tussaud’s rip-offs. Maybe they could send Mark Kermode for Keir Starmer. (View Post)

Sean Penn surely? Although I love the thought of Sean Bean’s Oscar acceptance speech “thanks ya bastads”. (View Post)