The Conservative front bench should spend less time online. (View Post)

The success rate, that is cloned embryos that turn into live, healthy pups, is about 2-3%. (View Post)

No, LuckyGuy. It’s not that you’ve blasphemed. It’s that you’re deluded. If someone comes along and says they’re Napoleon, you don’t then take their analysis of cucumber prices seriously. (View Post)

One is reminded of Torpenhow. Tor- means hill. -pen means hill. -how means hill. (View Post)

I’ve got it! Attenborough! Celebrates a national treasure and already sounds like a town name. (View Post)