Note that various eccentric characters will tweet before a high-profile election that they're standing, but then they don't actually get nominated. (Galloway said he'd stand in the Gre… (View Post)

That is the usual prognosis for bovine spongiform encephalopathy, sadly. (View Post)

Nominations haven't even opened yet. We don't know who the candidates are going to be. There's at least 4 more beyond Farage, Fox and 'face who have talked of standing: Adham Alkh… (View Post)

Binface’s previous electoral highs are getting 1% in the last two London mayoral elections. How do you destroy a joke candidate whose best performance is 1%? (View Post)

He used three commas, a full stop and three apostrophes. What d'you want? Some semi-colons? An interrobang? (View Post)