The Parliamentary Code of Conduct says you don't have to register "Benefits which could not reasonably be thought by others to be related to membership of the House or to the Member’s parli… (View Post)

Keir we come, walking down the Streeting We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet Hey, hey, we're the Labour Party And people say we monkey around But we're too busy resigning … (View Post)

The property was for his security. Therefore it's OK. Nothing to see here. (View Post)

In France, the dog shit is just left where it fell. We're far less filthy than that! (View Post)

That would be an ecumenical matter. (View Post)