The joke in the NCT at the time was that if the Queen ever visited Winchester and met Drummond, the Queen would need to learn how to curtsey. (View Post)

Another classic example of correlation, not causality. On this basis sexual promiscuity causes people to be elected as MPs (and may suggest that Boris will end up as Emperor of the Universe). (View Post)

It's a shame that Boris wasn't attended to by the vet. (View Post)

And I would believe them ....... with the one exception of....Boris. As we all know he would vote against his own deal if he thought there was anything in it for him. (View Post)

The manouevring currently going on in Labour seems uncannily reminiscent of that brilliant film, Death of Stalin. Except that in the case of the present Labour Party they have yet to decide the corps… (View Post)