The conservative party is in such dire straits that a number of previously unlikely exit strategies for tory MPs might be in play,as well as the 'change the leader' one: a) Cross the floor to Labour.… (View Post)

Ha! Come to think of it, is there anything stopping him appointing himself a Lord? (View Post)

The big question now is whether the Torys have to end their run of "worst prime minister" at only 3. I reckon they could make it to 4 - certainly if they go for Priti or Nadine. (View Post)

He does, but that doesn't stimulate ovulation. Cats have a reaction to the scruff of the neck being squeezed which causes them to freeze, which the mother uses to stop her kittens from wriggling abou… (View Post)

Cats are 'stimulated ovulators' which means the tom has some vicous barbs on the end of his todger, the action of which causes the egg to be released. Cat sex normally starts with the queen asking fo… (View Post)