Eunuchs can’t get elections. Sorry, erections. (View Post)

Has she been counting the postal ballots again? (View Post)

Thus far Labour have tried to appeal to the Reform curious. They seem to have been hypnotised by look into my eyes, we must win back the Red Wall. (View Post)

Yeah, well, I've said before comedians are the far too acknowledged legislators of the universe. I'd soone take advice from Carr on hair trasnplants than politics. Here's a comedian wi… (View Post)

Yes, who can forget Benny Hill’s insights on the 3 day week. (View Post)