I look forward to Baron Gove of Torry in the city of Aberdeen starting a campaign to resuscitate the windswept zombieland that is Union St, the main street of the aforementioned Aberdeen. (View Post)

I can think of a recent occasion where being a non sweaty didn't come across well.. (View Post)

I assume there's a missing comma after 'on', though as it stands a useful summary of attitudes to Russia from Trump down. (View Post)

I'm imagining the Taj Mahal only bigger, with one book, The Art of The Deal, at its centre. (View Post)

Still, I hope you enjoyed saying 'Fuck you Bezos'. (View Post)