There are times when gift horses really should have their gobs inspected (particulary when lots of crap has previously come out of them). (View Post)

I entered a sacred pagan forest but it turns out it entered me. (View Post)

I'm old enough to remember when people got all political over those not calling it the Oxford vaccine. Strangely no-one seems to be calling it the Oxford vaccine any more. (View Post)

How can they tell? (View Post)

Neither is the RAF or USAF! (View Post)