A quick shot of tonic water works wonders on night cramps. Whether one wishes to stick a gin in it is entirely optional. (View Post)

Get with the programme, Sudan is so last year for the manufactured concern lads. (View Post)

Mind how you go in your rainbow mankini, a Bibi ‘ceasefire’ means the IDF are still killing around 10 people a day. (View Post)

Could have been a Reform victory speech, if they hadn’t chosen a socially awkward, anemic weirdo.obsessed with white Britishness. (View Post)

Great that they’ve kept at least one bit of the British Empire. Nevertheless the death penalty for homosexuality is not part of the Palestinian penal code in Gaza or the West Bank. (View Post)