I actually edited it to ‘advertised new rentals’ which I imagine may have an even greater tendency to distort. (View Post)

Not sure if I like the idea of being rimmed by modern industry, but better than being reamed which is the far more common experience. (View Post)

You’ll be watching reruns of Keeping Up Appearances afore ye know it. Be honest, could Ay Eye have reproduced or added to any part of that experience? (View Post)

I fear this might be blurry, but ass = (View Post)

The Nancy Mitford of U know it’s all bollox dontcha (View Post)