Just heard that clunking old military trope ‘no plan survives contact with the enemy’ on R4. In a stroke of breathtaking genius, Trump and Whisky Breath Pete have solved this by having no plan. (View Post)

Just not a French one. (View Post)

Trump & Bibi FAAOFFO* *Fucked Around And Other Folk Found Out (View Post)

Thoughts and prayers with the ‘Iran bought a Tomahawk missile from Ukraine, fired it at the school and then filled the ruins with refrigerated bodies of kids killed in the protests’ guys. Breaking Ne… (View Post)

And Zack will hypnotise them into becoming even bigger tits. (View Post)