After checking their passports to see exactly whither they came I hope, unless anywhere not here was the only objective. (View Post)

A fine ancient tradition of repelling the boats. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Largs (View Post)

Paddy O'Connell talking to Lords Dubs. 'You're situation with the kinder transport was obviously different from the small boat chancers.' Wanker. (View Post)

Apart from the being dead thing obviously. (View Post)

Cut a vein and start daubing some tea towels you slacker. (View Post)