Or a fondle. At his age and in his condition that sort of thing might make him fall of his perch. (View Post)

My partner is an assistant registrar and very occasionally she’ll take weddings outside the GCC area but usually as a favour for someone she knows. An application needs to be made with some extra pap… (View Post)

Tbf to Farage his pronunciation of ‘Up the ‘Ra’ was ok even if he was clueless on the topic, the lads sure got their £87 worth. I’m sure Farage is in no way being re-numerated for injecting US cultur… (View Post)

If ever I had cause to doubt that war is hell, the steely-jawed, soft-bottomed warriors of PB will bring me back to reality. (View Post)

Anyone watched that Guinness thing? Just started it and the paddywhackery music is already putting me off. Do I detect the vulgar hand of Peaky Blinder-ism in its makeup? (View Post)