Metaphor for the day. Tweet 'we have to start listening' then turn off replies to that tweet. https://x.com/EmilyThornberry/status/1964628680602464747 (View Post)

Sorry to be that guy, but 30% isn't 'literally' a third. Thank goodness you don't have a palsied hand on the running of a civil service department. (View Post)

Can we expect an outbreak of mass hysteria at Heathrow for a second day? (View Post)

Bad anatomy, arseholes (or assholes to use the vernacular) aren’t usually there. (View Post)

Well, I didn’t vote No of course, but I’m pretty sure normal service would have continued with nice restaurants in douce parts of Fife even if Scotland had voted Yes. We might even have let Spectator… (View Post)