A lardy bloke in a wetsuit has frightened them all away. (View Post)

I can imagine Mandelson biting the head off an Ortelan without a napkin to conceal the horror. (View Post)

Thank goodness there wasn’t a child identifying as a cat in the room, it could have got bloody. (View Post)

Prescott may have resurrected himself from sheer joy at the travails of Mandelson. (View Post)

Like the Spectator, Dan’s finger is never far from the pulse. https://x.com/matthewstadlen/status/2019191615206682841?s=61&t=LYVEHh2mqFy1oUJAdCfe-Q https://x.com/tombaldwin66/status/2019174978784… (View Post)