I’m assuming FIFA have preemptively withdrawn their peace prize? (View Post)

Many happy returns, I’m sure you look better than Trump. (View Post)

Donald looking well. Apropos of nothing, I read that the original Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi was a one ton puppet operated by several puppeteers. (View Post)

A quick shot of tonic water works wonders on night cramps. Whether one wishes to stick a gin in it is entirely optional. (View Post)

Get with the programme, Sudan is so last year for the manufactured concern lads. (View Post)