Is it measuring shrivelled old imperialist dicks time again? Comes round quicker every year. (View Post)

Immigrants? They get the blame for everything else. (View Post)

Recent occupants of Number Ten being notorious for turning out to be smaller on the inside than they look on the outside, positively dwarfish in some cases. (View Post)

Hope there are some public lavs or else there may be a bit of al fresco expelliarmus-ing going on. Perhaps Rowling could contribute to such an edifice (funding not contents). (View Post)

How many left after a cull of the non-serious? Having your mum write you a note isn’t hugely convincing. Dog prepared for council docs eating role? (View Post)