A cape! Of course. (View Post)

No. Not yet. (View Post)

Don’t want to give that a like but I strongly sympathise. Shortly before my demented mother had her final fall she said quite vehemently that she loved life and wanted to carry on as long as possible… (View Post)

Look out for dishevelled blond man tying wire across roads at head height. (View Post)

Sounds like an outtake from Fairly Secret Army. Activists! Fifth columnists!! Distinct threat to the country!!! Harrumph!!!! (View Post)