I’ll eat one of my hats if there’s a better double entendre today. (View Post)

Some decent footwear which I can buy more cheaply elsewhere, otherwise chichi-ed up its hoo ha. I tend to feel a bit raped after a visit, particularly after paying £x for a scone and a cup of tea. Tb… (View Post)

Ernie’s legs (also short and sadly no longer with us). (View Post)

House of Bruar is for folk who want to look like an heir to a Highland estate without even a tiny chance of being one, that’s how they stay very comfortably operational. Well done for resisting the t… (View Post)

You’re probably correct but whippersnappers of today seem to favour correspondent. If I hadn’t used up my photo allowance I’d show a pic of my Cosmopolitan & smoked almonds. Piano player currentl… (View Post)