Au contraire, I'm endlessly entertained by your billowing, gaseous ego perpetually on the verge of bursting. I also enjoy these (inter)national tiny dick measuring contests. I fear my campaign to ren… (View Post)

And yet old Mandy was fooled by a lantern jawed paedo.. (View Post)

Required bit of pedantry, the original drink was Iron Brew but changed to Irn-Bru just after WWII I think. (View Post)

Didn’t you get the memo? ENGLISH FIZZ (View Post)

I kind of agree, but performative horribleness, the default mode of so many nowadays and epitomised by Kirk, is much more damaging (View Post)