‘How do you smell after a visit to the barber?’ ‘With great difficulty!’ He actually slaps a pleasant cologne onto the shorn areas, so quite nice is the real answer. (View Post)

Quarters or eighths? (View Post)

The Mail’s freeloading correspondent writes.. https://x.com/borisjohnson/status/1905745383466344632?s=46&t=fJymV-V84rexmlQMLXHHJQ (View Post)

The Vance-schluss (nicked from twitter). He has a point about Denmark not doing enough to keep Greenland safe from aggressive incursions. Him for example. (View Post)

Using the Trainspotting meme, a novel/film quintessentially Edinburghian, about the glossy, high-octane world of Glasgow lawyers? What a zinger! Hopefully BBC Scotland isn’t involved, an absolute gua… (View Post)