Fixed it for the Russian government. (View Post)

Better go and tell those people on the boats coming over. Maybe they'll divert to St. Petersburg once they hear how much better Russia is to live than the UK......... (View Post)

As someone who 'owned' [1] a leasehold flat from 2004 to 2012, the problems with leasehold flats are NOT overblown. Indeed, I would consider the problems with them to be so significant that I would n… (View Post)

Reginald Barclay: "Computer..... end programme." *nothing* - Picks up box with programme running in it, but this time it's Trump not Moriaty..... The world would be a much better place. Chu… (View Post)

Your favourite film is set in Sheffield!! What are you talking about? (View Post)