This will cheer you all up. Watch: Boris Johnson attacked by an ostrich ‘Oh cripes, f------ hell,’ the former PM is heard shouting in a video shared on social media by his wife, Carrie https://www.te… (View Post)

I’ve spent part of today wondering what constitutes insider trading. (View Post)

I want a bigger punishment, say we accidentally fired a missile from Trident at the White House. (View Post)

My job (and my team of savants and weirdos) have spent the past few days looking for unusual trades aka market manipulation and insider trading. Right now I feel Chief Inspector Dreyfus in the Pink P… (View Post)

Love it. (View Post)