I’m off to Germany and on a totally unrelated point Naked lesbian nuns, sex and mutilation – hardcore opera that made German theatre-goers ill Audience members suffer nausea with 18 needing medical t… (View Post)

This where my bank/tax advisers/accountants earn their money with their tax minimisation strategies. (View Post)

About 20 years ago I sent my Mum a text saying. ‘I’ll be coming home tonight’ However autocorrect turned it in to ‘I’ll be coming good tonight’ So my Mum replied with ‘What do you mean you’ll be comi… (View Post)

Is this good time to mention that SPIN have given me an exclusive 0800 number with my own dedicated relationship manager to take my bets if the website ever goes down? (View Post)

You've not the women I go on dates with. (View Post)