All of this unwarranted criticism of me, well don’t be surprised to see me deploy the Farage photo in the next few days. (View Post)

Q: What’s E.T. short for? A: Because he’s only got little legs. (View Post)

It might bugger up the PB predictions competition if I exclude Find Out Now from the competition. (View Post)

Philanthropic discussions is the new Ugandan discussions. (View Post)

I refer you to a maxim that has served me well in life. ‘Never trust anyone who spells gonorrhoea correctly on the first attempt.’ (View Post)