Hurrah. (View Post)

Part II should go up in the morning (events permitting.) (View Post)

Apparently I was uncharacteristically unsubtle and graphic which traumatised him. (View Post)

I think I only ever had one chat with my father about the birds and bees, it was on the drive to university where he reminded me that I was a good Muslim and I shouldn’t try any of the local delicaci… (View Post)

You need me for that. Recently I had a chat about the birds and bees with my eldest, I consider it an utter success because after the chat he agreed to not have sex until he is at least 25 years old … (View Post)