Even better, I told the Aussies to get their shit stars off our flag. Only against Australia do I sing the national anthem, 'God save YOUR Queen*.' *King now. (View Post)

I have mocked Aussies and the French to their faces at sporting and cultural events, that counts surely? (View Post)

His tweet was posted at 3.48pm some five hours after police press conference when they said both the suspects were British born. (View Post)

Asking for a friend, did I become 'British' the moment I picked up my first speeding ticket? (View Post)

Anyhoo, my holiday is over, you can all leave your fallout shelters until next February. (View Post)