You keep on forgetting you're limited to one picture a day. This is why the pictures keep on shrinking. (View Post)

Shakira! (View Post)

Boris Johnson used to pay £560 for his haircuts. £60 to the barber and £500 to rent a tractor to drag him backwards through some hedges for an hour. (View Post)

The country has gone to the dogs ever since politicians stopped wearing morning suits. If I ever became PM i would insist on morning suits for all male ministers. (View Post)

Ugh, Burnham is going to be an absolute disaster as PM. [Burnham] does not plan, for example, to wear a shirt and tie when he becomes prime minister on Monday — except in the chamber or for exception… (View Post)