Tory MPs won’t care how badly Labour do. They will be looking at the second electoral cycle where the Tories have gone backwards and will think Badenoch will see us lose our seats in 2029. (View Post)

I loved lockdown, because I live in a big house with a massive garden which I regularly worked from, I had fast broadband, I was saving loads of money by not commuting, the lease on my car ended in M… (View Post)

I wasn’t sure how my girlfriend would react when I replaced our bed with a trampoline… Turns out she hit the roof. (View Post)

He's not familiar with some of my (failed) relationships. (View Post)

Subtle. (View Post)