For a few years my text alert was Daniel Craig saying "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls." (View Post)

Daniel Craig is responsible for the greatest moment in Bond history. At the cinema I needed oxygen during this scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1pqswXNAgs (View Post)

I did think about using that photo for this header. (View Post)

No, those people are noted for their exemplary self effacing behaviour and modesty. (View Post)

At university I seriously considered becoming a diplomat because with my skills and talents I would have become an ambassador and I really wanted the title of Your Excellency, I also wanted the GCMG … (View Post)