My friends have set me up on a date with a girl who works at an abattoir. I’m told she’s a real stunner. (View Post)

Photo du Jour: Members of the press photograph a dead mouse caught by Larry the Downing St cat (left). By Stefan Rousseau/PA https://x.com/StefanRousseau/status/2079591335351206351 (View Post)

Indeed, I've mentioned before I once saw Larry see a mouse then all he did was on roll on his back. (View Post)

Betfair have changed the rules so they now count as Dems. (View Post)

Yet he's managed to cut VAT on electricity bills and cap bus fares all without a budget. (View Post)