Ruining date night will get you into even more trouble. (View Post)

POSTING ABOUT POSTAL VOTES CAN GET PB INTO TROUBLE. Just ask Kerry McCarthy. A Labour MP has been given a police caution following an allegation of electoral fraud. Bristol East MP Kerry McCarthy, ex… (View Post)

I am busy until 9ish. (Date night.) (View Post)

Alas no. I do expect the ballot boxes to be emptied at 10pm. I said ballot boxes. A famous date night for me was the day that Nicola Sturgeon was arrested. (View Post)

Q: What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? A: “Make me one with everything.” (View Post)