If I became the country's first directly elected dictator I would introduce chav hunting with hounds. Everyone wins. (View Post)

Yes, look at the graphic. "Trail hunting" is the practice of laying a scent trail using a rag soaked in animal scent for hounds and riders on horseback to chase. Advocates say that this all… (View Post)

I can see the 'fun' when I turn up to vote to remove benefits from the poor whilst wearing a £550 Turnbull & Asser shirt, £6,000 bespoke suit, £1,400 loafers, and a £12,000 watch. The p… (View Post)

Deep down I am very shallow, I want gongs. The reason I nearly joined the Foreign Office after university was for the gongs. A GCMG, peerage, and the lifetime honorific 'Your Excellency' wa… (View Post)

Still no peerage for me for services to political blogging. (View Post)