The Bank of England continues to screw savers. (View Post)

I wanted interest rates to go up. (View Post)

My ex loved Gavin from Autoglass, she used to rave about how he used to fill her crack with his special resin. (View Post)

Anyhoo, today is the best day ever. I was compared to David Cameron by somebody who knows him. 'Neither of you have ever been plagued by self doubt have you?' (View Post)

Plus, led by a privately educated Tory. (View Post)