No, The Sun are trying to make Lammy the most popular person in the UK. Any politician would kill to have a front page of them saying ‘The fucking French’. (View Post)

My holiday starts in a fortnight. (View Post)

I say that in the header! (View Post)

Yes. I used to live next door to some lesbians and they even bought me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood me when I told them ‘I wanna watch.’ (View Post)

Q: How did the Pope pay for his gown? A: Papal. From another PB. (View Post)